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In a well-lit room in white, a curvy woman (Maxine Holloway) dressed in a cow print latex halter top with matching bottoms, a cowbell collar, and cow ears/horns with shoulder-length brunette hair sit on a bed sprinkled with rose petals eating chocolate. In the background, there is another femme (Valentine) who is wearing a black and white one-piece latex outfit and black and pink ears in their blonde hair. She is sneaking up on the first woman with a playful smile on her face.

CrashPad Episode 344: Maxine Holloway and Valentine

September 7, 2022 Witch of the Wands Comments 0 Comment

Welcome to #SexEdPornReview! This time we have CrashPadSeries Episode 344: Maxine Holloway @MaxineHolloway (she/her) and Valentine @VonBettie (she/her) in a very steamy roleplay scene. “Valentine is hungry like the wolf, but Maxine Holloway has a Mothers Day treat for her. After lactating all over Valentine’s face, the MILFy moocow fingerfucks her into orgasm after orgasm. After Maxine rides Valentine’s face (talk about ‘reverse cowgirl!’), Valentine goes down for a mouthful of more than milk. Looks like this dairy-lightful pairing had…

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CrashPad Episode 341: Amy Payme and Kay Coole

May 30, 2022 Witch of the Wands Comments 4 comments

“Kay Coole asks Amy Payme to help them practice their rope work – an innocent request that is by no means an excuse to turn Amy into a trussed-up plaything! Coincidentally, Amy becomes a trussed-up plaything, for Kay to fondle and finger as they please. The transformation is complete when Kay straps a dildo to Amy’s thigh and rides them while they suck Kay’s tits. Once released, Amy eagerly eats Kay’s cunt ’til they come. Hey, uh… anyone wanna help…

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CrashPadSeries 337: Ember Fiéra & Ramses Rodstein

May 21, 2022 Witch of the Wands Comments 0 Comment

“Things heat up quick when Ember Fiéra kindles Ramses Rodstein’s desire. After sucking his cock, Fiéra fucks Ramses with a rose quartz crystal. The passionate, playful pair then switch between going down on each other, rimming, and finger-fucking (with a little bit of spanking and lots of making out). The chemistry Ramses and Ember share has certainly set MY heart ablaze!” – Keymaster This was my first #SexEdPornReview live-tweeting of the year, and it started off strong with CrashPad Series…

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Episode 327: Devorah Dante and Zuri Love

September 8, 2021 Witch of the Wands Comments 0 Comment

Once more we are delving into the world of CrashPadSeries.com for another #SexEdPornReview, this time with a scene featuring Zuri Love (She/They) and Devorah Dante (They/He). There is so much I want to talk about with this scene, so let’s not waste any time and get right to it. “When Zuri Love shows them a shockingly smutty comic, Devorah Dante suspects an ulterior motive. Sure enough, art appreciation becomes ass appreciation, and soon the two have their faces buried in…

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Episode 313: James Darling’s Solo

February 10, 2021 Witch of the Wands Comments 1 comment

CrashPad is back and that means so are my reviews of their amazing scenes! They have reworked their studio set up to do distanced shoots with robotic cameras. Working with local performers either solo or sheltering in place together. While their director Shine Louise Houston communicates via a P.A. system. To keep everyone safe and take the idea of voyeurism to whole new levels! “James Darling knows when you gotta stop and smell the roses… and your unders while you’re…

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CrashPad Ep311: Mistress Tom deFun and Blair

May 27, 2020 Witch of the Wands Comments 1 comment

“Honestly, how can Mistress Tom deFun appreciate a good book when her sub can’t even keep her stockings sorted? When she spots a hole in Blair’s stockings… well, that’s not the only hole Blair has, and soon DeFun’s fingers are fucking the trussed-up tart. Blair can’t even maintain proper diction while getting stroked off with a vibrator up her butt… how disgraceful! Then again… Mistress deFun’s punishment seems worth the crime to me.” – Keymaster A thing to note about…

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Favorite Body Positive CrashPadSeries Episodes

March 30, 2020 Witch of the Wands Comments 0 Comment

There is a lot of porn out there, like seriously a lot. From sites that you can get for free, to those you can pay for clips made by various sex workers. Though one of my favorite places to find porn that I want to watch is always CrashPadSeries. Not only because of their ethical practices. But because it is easy for me to find porn featuring bodies that look close to mine. Without the fetishization that comes with ‘BBW’…

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Episode 305: Halo the GxdBody and La Muxer Diosa

February 5, 2020 Witch of the Wands Comments 3 comments

As you know, normally I dive into these CrashPadSeries.com episodes on my Twitter! This time I am taking to the blog as there is so much I have to say on this episode and sex magic! This is not the first time that Crashpad has delved into sex magic in a scene either! Episode 281 also involved sex magic along with La Muxer Diosa. Which the wonderful Carly of Dildo or Dildon’t covered on her blog! “Halo the GxdBody and…

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